Theatre & Film from the Black Country

The Dancing Grannies

Three legendary characters with more moves, mischief, and cardigans than you can shake a walking stick at. Now starring in their own e-book, exclusive Patreon content, and live events across the UK.
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Meet the Troupe

They may have the bus passes, but they still have the moves. These three are the heart of Fizzog’s community-theatre spirit.

Sue

The ringleader with a hip-swivel that defies medical science.

Mavis

Mistress of the deadpan gaze. Her disco finger speaks volumes.

Joyce

Never met a sequin she didn't like. Brings the glitter and the shimmy.

New Digital Release

New Digital Release

The Grannies’ debut e-book is packed with backstage stories, secret recipes for the perfect cuppa, and tips on how to keep dancing no matter what life throws at you.

  • 150+ pages of Granny wisdom and wit
  • Exclusive behind-the-scenes film stills
  • The secret to the legendary 'Granny Groove'
  • Instant PDF delivery
Buy Now — £9.99
Secure checkout via Fizzog store

The Backstage Pass

Join our Patreon community for exclusive videos, early access to live tickets, and monthly live-streamed tea parties with the Grannies.

Tea & Biscuits

£5 /month

Weekly digital postcards, behind-the-scenes clips, and early access to new sketches.
  • Exclusive clips
  • Digital postcards
  • Early ticket access
Best Value

Front Row

£12 /month

Everything in Tea & Biscuits, plus monthly live-streamed tea parties and personalised messages.
  • All previous perks
  • Monthly live tea party
  • Personalised birthday message
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Bring the Grannies to Your Event

From festivals to private parties, the Grannies bring the energy, the laughs, and a lot of handbags. Booking for the 2024 season is now open.

Available Nationwide

Touring across the UK and available for international requests.

Custom Packages

From 15-minute flash mobs to full 60-minute stage shows.

Fast Enquiries

Tell us your date and venue and we'll get back to you within 48 hours.

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